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The Surreal San Francisco
Walking Tour
Hear MYTHS, LEGENDS, FABLES & FOLKLORE told by Bay City's most OUTRAGEROUS storyteller.
Olde Timey Caricatures
Commission a CARTOON PORTRAIT of yourself or a loved one. Better yet, hire Clyde for an ONSITE DRAWING SESSION.

Contributions
Light Poetry Magazine

Have a FEW LAUGHS with Clyde's riotous RHYMES as featured in the premier publisher of HUMOROUS POETRY.

Be IMMORTALIZED on canvas. Commission a PAINTED portrait in your choice of size and style. Affordable rates.
Portrait Commissions

Add a few of Clyde's fantastical tales to your bookshelf. Contact the author directly for signed copies.
Illustrated Literature

Come SHARE YOUR TALENTS. Join our CREATIVE COMMUNITY. All performers WELCOME.
Open Mic
The Lower Haight
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