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The Surreal San Francisco

Walking Tour

Hear MYTHS, LEGENDS, FABLES & FOLKLORE told by Bay City's most OUTRAGEROUS storyteller.

Olde Timey Caricatures

Commission a CARTOON PORTRAIT of yourself or a loved one.  Better yet, hire Clyde for an ONSITE DRAWING SESSION. 

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Contributions

Light Poetry Magazine

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Have a FEW LAUGHS with Clyde's riotous RHYMES as featured in the premier publisher of HUMOROUS POETRY.

The Messrs. Finn

Be IMMORTALIZED on canvas.  Commission a PAINTED portrait in your choice of size and style.  Affordable rates.

Portrait Commissions

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Add a few of Clyde's fantastical tales to your bookshelf.  Contact the author directly for signed copies.

Illustrated Literature

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Come SHARE YOUR TALENTS. Join our CREATIVE COMMUNITY.  All performers WELCOME.

Open Mic

The Lower Haight

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