is a surrealist artist, author and entertainer who, for purposes of amusing, inspiring and/or uplifting his fellow human beings, writes and recites modern TALL tales and light verse, publishes original works of illustrated literature, paints awe-striking dreamscapes, and dazzles San Franciscans daily as a juggling, unicycling, ukulele-strumming madman-about-town.

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SAMANTHA MUFFINBAKER:

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Behold the 

Wonders of

CLYDE-O-VISION

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As FEATURED in

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The Lower Haight

OPEN MIC

YOU ARE INVITED:

          I know: you've been honing the bejeeziz out of your craft during quarantine and the Zoom audiences just aren't cutting it.

  

         Then, bring it on down to THE SCOTT STREET LABYRINTH on ANY FRIDAY EVENING beginning at 6PM. 

 

         This is an impromptu gathering of like-minded artists who are all willing to brave the plague-ridden wasteland in order to support one another.  

          Hear/see/experience the San Francisco performance scene WITH YOUR HAPPY HOST CLYDE ALWAYS, the Bard of the Lower Haight, at your service.

          No signup, no set list, no speech-restrictions, no sound system, no mask requirements, no rules.

         Bring a blanket for your sweetheart because it gets cold as a brass-monkey's balls.

the LATEST 

works of WIT penned and published by a DEVIL of a SATIRIST

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  A Fifties

ROMANCE

                      (2021)

11.5" x 11.5"

Acrylic on canvas

$224.00 plus shipping

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AMAZES

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CARICATURE!

  Makes a SWELL GIFT! 

 

Just send a request and a photo to

clydealwaysthebard@gmail.com

AFFORDABLE RATES. PRICES NEGOTIABLE.

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