To book


for a performance, or to purchase zines/artwork, or just for the Hell of it, you can e-mail him directly at

Cafe International Feature Calendar

The biggest, baddest, vaudeville-style, variety, open-mic showcase in the known universe with your happy host, Clyde Always--the Bard of the Lower Haight.

  • Signup every Friday at 7:00 on the nut-jar lottery system.

  • No cover songs permitted unless they are in the public domain, thank you.

  • Performances are limited to 1 song or 5 minutes (whatever comes first).


To book your feature performance, please send an e-mail to, or just stop by and apply in person. Features play from 8:30 to 9:00. Unfortunately, payment is not provided, but please feel free to sell merch and/or pass the hat.

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