

The SURREAL SAN FRANCISCO
Walking Tour
Take a stroll with the most outrageous storyteller the city's ever seen. The attractions along the way provide a perfect backdrop for several of Clyde's most exhilarating tall tales.
SAMANTHA MUFFINBAKER
& the Funny Land of Flinck
Clyde's latest work of fully illustrated literature;
this tall tale is a wild ride for kids and adults, alike. It's fast-paced, edgy and, in a word, Alwaysian.
The Lower Haight
OPEN MIC
Poets, Comics, Musicians, etc. All performance art is welcome. Every Friday evening at the Scott Street Labyrinth, come share your talent with our creative community
PORTRAIT COMMISSIONS
are Open
A perfect gift for yourself or a loved one--be immortalized on canvas by one of San Francisco's most inspired up-and-coming surrealist painters.

Private
PERFORMANCES
Spice up your next get-together. Hire Clyde for some raucous storytelling.

LES' PLACE
a Hipster Manifesto
The second illustrated novel by Clyde Always. Guaranteed to rattle your Pabst.

Official
MERCHANDISE
Prints, T-Shirts, Mugs, You name it. Eye-popping illustrations printed on demand.

CARICATURE
Commissions
A fun and affordable gift for yourself or a pal--get cartoonified by Clyde.

Original
ARTWORK
Are you a collector of fine art? Invest in one of Clyde's stunning canvases.
